I think i peed on brittanys purse
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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