he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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