Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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