I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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