We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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