So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
did i just pee glitter
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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