He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
