He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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