Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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