He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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