I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Boobs are out for the taking
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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