Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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