Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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