the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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