I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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