Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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