i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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