Kiss
Puke
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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