Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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