i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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