I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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