great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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