Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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