sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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