yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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