Non-Jews are for practice
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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