David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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