with your own penis?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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