I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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