Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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