am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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