I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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