Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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