Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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