pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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