we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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