yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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