I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm always down for nudity.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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