i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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