Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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