Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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