And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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