it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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