have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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