I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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