Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
