Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
