I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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