The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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