I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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