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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I am naked and annoyed.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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