My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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