is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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