their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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