I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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