she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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